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Lollapalooza Look Out

It’s that time of year again when the Facebook statuses flow, bank accounts quickly approach zero and iTunes libraries across the country double in size. It’s concert season and for most of you folks out there that means jumping on those online waiting rooms for…

New shark makes Bradley nationally distinct (please note this is a satirical article)

After catching a great white shark off the coast of Florida a few weeks ago, Bradley is bringing “Lydia” to campus in order to boost admission rates. “Most universities can talk about their stellar sports teams, functioning libraries or how campus doesn’t completely flood after…

Fight-to-the-death senate debates bring killer match-ups (please note that this article is satirical)

Poison. Fireball slingshots. Collectible miniature daggers. These are the tools in each of the Student Body President candidates’ armories. This year, five brave students will compete for the prestigious position. Only one will make it out alive. Senior torture methods major Dog-essence Evergreen, junior toxic…

Cardboard cups banned from campus (please note that this article is satirical)

In the eyes of the Bradley University Police Department, any cup can carry alcoholic beverages. In response to an increase number of students transporting alcohol across campus, the use of cardboard cups has been banned at all on-campus dining areas. BUPD Chief of Police Brian…

Police Reports (please note, this is a satirical article)

•Officers were dispatched at 3 p.m. on Tuesday to the Bradley Bookstore in response to a strike started by several students. A large group of students had gathered outside the bookstore and were blockading the store from other customers. The students claimed the bookstore was…

Con You Dig It?

Name any type of popular entertainment, and most likely there’s a convention for it. These conventions, or cons, are in every corner of the globe, and every year they get more and more popular. Common types of cons include gaming cons, anime cons and comic…

Justice League on Comic Watch

Comic books have broken into the mainstream, with films and TV shows being constantly adapted from them. With comics no longer for a niche audience, it makes sense to know which comics are worth reading. Welcome back to Comic Watch – your personal guide to…

“X” and “Y” Mark Next Pokémon Games

You can’t call yourself a ‘90s kid if you haven’t heard of Pokémon. As the Nintendo franchise that took the world by storm, Pokémon had gamers take on the role of a trainer who would travel the world, capture super-powered creatures, train them in gym…

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