What do bad omens delivered by questionable characters, abstinence and a general avoidance of bodies of water have in common? They are three of the key tips to surviving a night of horror, as seen in films throughout the decades. Not to pull a Randy…
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We all know that feeling. It’s a dark and stormy night. You are hungry, struggling to find that warmth in your life. You are weak, bones are shrinking, feeling like the frosty hand of death is about to grip you and pull you into the…
This past fall, I experienced something far spookier than a haunted house, and met souls far more terrifying than ghosts or goblins. I escaped alive, so it is my duty to tell the tale. I must warn future victims to be wary of the truly…
It’s a Halloween tradition for the graduates of trick-or-treating. Don’t worry about missing your slutty costume party; “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” is that and so much more. What was originally a flop at the box office in 1975 quickly transformed into a cult classic…
Nothing says family fun like kidnapping, kid eating and more kidnapping. Children of our generation grew up with some of the greatest, albeit creepiest, Halloween movies. With that season here again, it’s time we all cuddle under the blankets with a bowl of popcorn and…
People often say that a hero is only as good as their villain. So, in honor of sports rolling into the Scream edition of our beloved publication, I’ve decided to create a lineup of maybe not the best villains of all time, but the ones…
We all have that one irrational fear we can’t let go. It could be being forever alone or showing up to class naked. Or, maybe it’s a mass virus or parasite spreading across the world and infecting all of mankind to spur the beginning of…
“The Office” – “Halloween” No one celebrates Halloween better than the employees of Dunder-Mifflin. The hilariously accurate comedy depicting an American office does not disappoint in their first Halloween special. The main plot of the episode is Michael Scott (Steve Carell) deciding whom he is…
It was the Friday before Halloween, and squirrels were scurrying across the street without the fear of cars. They were digging in the grass, trying to add to their collection of food before winter. It seemed like a perfectly normal day for the Bradley squirrels.…
Kraken: Austin Shone At the heart of the sea swims a monster so vicious, so gruesome, so enormous, no one has ever seen the whole thing. It’s a fearsome creature whose tentacles will suck the skin right off your face. What’s scarier than being alone…